cockeyed
     adj 1: turned or twisted toward one side; "a...youth with a
            gorgeous red necktie all awry"- g.k.chesterton; "his
            wig was, as the british say, skew-whiff" syn: askew,
             awryp, lopsided, wonky, skew-whiff
     2: completely devoid of wisdom or good sense; "the absurd
        excuse that the dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed
        idea"; "ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical
        answer"; "a contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it
        is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion"; "a preposterous
        attempt to turn back the pages of history"; "her conceited
        assumption of universal interest in her rather dull
        children was ridiculous" syn: absurd, derisory, idiotic,
         laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous,
        ridiculous
     3: very drunk syn: besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked,
         fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered,
         potty, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused,
         sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tiddly, tiddley, tight,
         tipsy, wet
see also:
askew awryp lopsided wonky skew-whiff absurd 
derisory idiotic laughable ludicrous nonsensical 
preposterous ridiculous besotted blind drunk blotto 
crocked fuddled loaded pie-eyed pissed 
pixilated plastered potty slopped sloshed 
smashed soaked soused sozzled squiffy 
stiff tiddly tiddley tight tipsy 
wet 

177 moby thesaurus words for "cockeyed":
   afflicted, agee, agee-jawed, amiss, anamorphous, apish, asinine,
   askance, askant, askew, askewgee, asquint, asymmetric, awry, batty,
   befooled, beguiled, bent, besotted, boiled, bombed, boozy, bowed,
   brainless, buffoonish, bug-eyed, cam, canned, catawampous,
   catawamptious, cock-a-hoop, cockeyed drunk, contorted, convulsed,
   crazy, credulous, crocked, crocko, crooked, crookedly, cross-eyed,
   crumpled, crunched, daffy, daft, dazed, deranged, deviative,
   disarranged, discomfited, discomposed, disconcerted, disguised,
   dislocated, disordered, disorderly, disorganized, distorted,
   disturbed, dizzy, doting, drunk, dumb, elevated, fatuitous,
   fatuous, flaky, fond, fool, foolheaded, foolish, fried, fuddled,
   futile, gaga, glare-eyed, goofy, gulled, half-seas over, haywire,
   high, idiotic, illuminated, imbecile, in disorder, inane,
   inebriated, inept, infatuated, insane, irregular, kooky,
   labyrinthine, lit, lit up, loaded, loony, lopsided, lubricated,
   lushy, mad, maudlin, misplaced, monocular, moon-eyed, moronic,
   muddled, muzzy, nonsymmetric, nutty, oiled, on the fritz, one-eyed,
   one-sided, organized, out of gear, out of joint, out of kelter,
   out of kilter, out of order, out of place, out of tune,
   out of whack, perturbed, pickled, pie-eyed, pissed, pissy-eyed,
   pixilated, plastered, polluted, popeyed, potted, raddled, roily,
   sappy, saucer-eyed, screwy, senseless, sentimental, shellacked,
   shuffled, silly, skew, skew-jawed, skewed, skunk-drunk,
   slaunchways, smashed, soaked, soused, sprung, squiffy, squinting,
   stewed, stinko, stupid, swacked, swivel-eyed, tanked, thoughtless,
   tight, tortuous, turbid, turbulent, twisted, unsettled,
   unsymmetric, upset, wacky, walleyed, wamper-jawed, warped, wet,
   witless, wry, yaw-ways